Lengthy academic credentials? Hah!
May 2, 1964		Born in Santa Monica, California.
February 11, 2006		Midlife crisis.
March 3, 2006		3:11pm: First Metal Inert Gas weld.
March 3, 2006		3:13pm: Third degree burn.
March 5, 2006		Karine approves of the first piece after prolonged begging.
March 5, 2006		Form I, 2006
March 6, 2006		Successful clandestine disposal of muriatic acid in the flower bed.
March 14, 2006		Form II, 2006
March 15, 2006		Flowers die. I am able to blame the gardener.
March 20, 2006		Form III, 2006
April 6, 2006		Drip molten steel on foot while using plasma cutter.
April - June, 2006		Form III thru Form VI. Move to motorized kinetic sculpture inspired by Jean Tinguely, Arthur Ganson.